Dead Inside But Dressed for the Séance: Ghost Sweatshirt by The Grim Co
from $34.99
Summon comfort with a side of sarcasm. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt features a delightfully grim design of spectral figures paired with the phrase “Dead Inside But Dressed for the Séance.” Equal parts cozy and cursed, it’s the perfect wardrobe staple for spooky souls who like their humor dry and their ghosts well-dressed.
Crafted from a soft yet durable heavy-blend fabric, this sweatshirt keeps you warm through chilly graveyard strolls, late-night horror binges, or just existential dread. Whether you’re channeling the spirits or just trying to make it through Monday, this piece adds the perfect touch of haunted style to your daily rotation.
Perfect for:
Halloween enthusiasts
Goths with a sense of humor
Lovers of ghost stories and graveyards
Your weirdest and most wonderful friend
Product Features:
Medium-heavy fabric for warmth and breathability
Ribbed collar that holds its shape
No side seams = more comfort, less waste
Ethically sourced cotton & eco-friendly dyes
Unisex fit—spooky looks good on everyone
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry low
Do not iron or dry clean
Haunt responsibly
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Summon comfort with a side of sarcasm. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt features a delightfully grim design of spectral figures paired with the phrase “Dead Inside But Dressed for the Séance.” Equal parts cozy and cursed, it’s the perfect wardrobe staple for spooky souls who like their humor dry and their ghosts well-dressed.
Crafted from a soft yet durable heavy-blend fabric, this sweatshirt keeps you warm through chilly graveyard strolls, late-night horror binges, or just existential dread. Whether you’re channeling the spirits or just trying to make it through Monday, this piece adds the perfect touch of haunted style to your daily rotation.
Perfect for:
Halloween enthusiasts
Goths with a sense of humor
Lovers of ghost stories and graveyards
Your weirdest and most wonderful friend
Product Features:
Medium-heavy fabric for warmth and breathability
Ribbed collar that holds its shape
No side seams = more comfort, less waste
Ethically sourced cotton & eco-friendly dyes
Unisex fit—spooky looks good on everyone
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry low
Do not iron or dry clean
Haunt responsibly
Summon comfort with a side of sarcasm. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt features a delightfully grim design of spectral figures paired with the phrase “Dead Inside But Dressed for the Séance.” Equal parts cozy and cursed, it’s the perfect wardrobe staple for spooky souls who like their humor dry and their ghosts well-dressed.
Crafted from a soft yet durable heavy-blend fabric, this sweatshirt keeps you warm through chilly graveyard strolls, late-night horror binges, or just existential dread. Whether you’re channeling the spirits or just trying to make it through Monday, this piece adds the perfect touch of haunted style to your daily rotation.
Perfect for:
Halloween enthusiasts
Goths with a sense of humor
Lovers of ghost stories and graveyards
Your weirdest and most wonderful friend
Product Features:
Medium-heavy fabric for warmth and breathability
Ribbed collar that holds its shape
No side seams = more comfort, less waste
Ethically sourced cotton & eco-friendly dyes
Unisex fit—spooky looks good on everyone
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry low
Do not iron or dry clean
Haunt responsibly